Movie Review: Transformers: The Movie

PLOT:

The Decepticons have invaded and taken over the Autobots’ home planet, Cybertron. The Autobots are determined to fight back and go to Autobot City on Earth for supplies. Decepticons hijack and take over the ship, resulting in a fierce battle between the Autobots and Decepticons, the result of which is devastating. A new threat to the Autobots appears in the form of Unicron, a massive planet-devouring transformer

REVIEW:

What did I like?

Improved animation. Saturday morning cartoon animation, particularly in the 80s, was not usually the best. More often than not, they recycled backgrounds, voices, etc, all as a way to cut costs. Bringing one of these shows to the big screen required an upgrade in how it would be made. It is more than obvious that time was spent adding detail to the characters. For instance, in an early scene where Optimus Prime is rolling through Autobot City, you can see the shine on his grill and the reflection of the Decepticons he runs over. A few minutes of extra work and detail went a long way!

New and old. As time has passed, it has become public knowledge that this film was made to discontinue most of the old toys and introduce the new batch. Nothing wrong with that, per se, but I do wish they would have found a better way to pass the torch, as it were. In the first few minutes of this film, many of the characters we became attached to in the original series were unceremoniously ended with one shot. On the flip side, the new characters, such as Hot Rod, Springer, Kup, the Junkions, Galvatron, the Quintessons, etc, are introduced without skipping a beat. Are they replacements for what we’ve lost? No, but they can form there own connections with the audience.

Soundtrack. From the opening rock beat of Lion’s cover of the Transformers theme to the whimsical strains of Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid”, and culminating in the uplifting “You’ve Got the Touch” by Stan Bush, this soundtrack brings it all and really sets the mood for the actions on the screen. This is a soundtrack heavily rooted in the 80s and it is just as enjoyable nearly 40 years later as it was when it was originally released. Aside from the soundtrack, the score, by Vince DiCola, set the stage nicely for all the major and minor events that happen in this film.

What didn’t I like?

Mistakes. There are quite a few mistakes in the picture. I’m not talking like Galvatron’s orange cannon being purple in one scene, no there are scenes where dead characters appear out of nowhere, one of the Dinobots is missing for all but one scene, some colors are mixed up, etc. For a major motion picture such as this, these are mistakes that should not have happened. From my understanding, there was a bit of a rush in this production. That still doesn’t excuse all the mistakes. The people wants quality and most of these mistakes could have been avoided had they just taken a little bit more time, rather than slapping it all together.

Shark planet. As many times as I have seen this film, the scene where Hot Rod, Kup, and the Dinobots land on the planet of the Sharkticons just brings everything to a grinding halt, save for the universal greeting. Other than setting up the Quintessons as a bit of a threat for the upcoming season of the show, there really was no point to these scenes. Crash landing on the planet is one thing but this is the part of the film that stop short of grinding to a halt. Thanks goodness for the scenes happening on the planet of Junk.

Orson Welles. Sometimes actors will pass away before their final project is finished, or while it is in post-production, never seeing the final product. Some of these cases have resulted in their last film being horrible or forgettable. In the case of Orson Welles, who voices Unicron, I do not think it would have mattered had he lived to see this film’s release because the director had to re-record and mix his lines thank to Welles’s poor health. It makes one wonder how menacing Unicron would have been had Welles done this in his prime.

Final verdict:

What did I think of Transformers: The Movie? This is a film that holds a special place in my heart, as it is one the first films I saw in theaters. Also, being an 80s kid, Transformers were some of my go to toys. The film, on paper, isn’t really that great, but it does what it is supposed to do, introduce new characters, entertain, and sell toys. Each time I watch this film, I am entertained and my mouth waters for more. Do I recommend it? Yes, thought I am a bit of a fanboy, I highly encourage you to check this out!

5 out of 5 stars

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